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n this edition of Dissecting the Corporate Media, we take PBBBS to the front lines of the propaganda war being waged in the Homeland. Below is a fairly generic article from our dear fiends at CNN.com, from their front page—which has been specially reformatted for these trying times, to focus in on our special little war.

It should be noted that we are not trying to pick on CNN, but rather illustrate the general sameness of the media coverage at this point. Similar articles were found on many other mainstream media sites. So, with no further rambling, we begin. As per usual, our ever so witty and stylish remarks will be emblazoned across the screen in fire-engine red.

In this issue of Dissecting the Corporate Media, we take a look at a story from the April 23 issue of the national "news" magazine known as Newsweek, and owned by media giant MSNBC who is probably owned by someone else...but we won't get into that here. Below is the actual text from the article in question. Text within the "[ ]" are our analyses of this corrupt article, everything else is the pure, untainted drivel printed and distributed to the masses as "news". Take a look and learn.