PBBBS Undercover: Special Reports

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We are dedicated to putting the "News" back in News. We report things as they happen, when they happen, and how they would happen were we in charge of things. In these topsy turvy times of ours, there is no time for objective fact. Only sensationalism will dictate reality. If someone says the stockmarket, whatever the hell that is, is crashing then by golly, clear the runway cause George W. is taking her down. If Fox Undercover says that "Our Children" are duffing "Our Mules" in the back of "Our SUVs" with "Our Nuclear Secrets," then sure as hell Wilbur, bring in the mules cause we don't want no dirty punk teens duffing our livestock.

PBBBS Informant Reveals Source of Bush Administration's Policy

A single dementor can be very frightening.

n insider at the White House has broken his vow of celibacy and silence, after much personal deliberation, and come forth with information he considers vital. We, not wanting to question one so obviously in the throes of madness, really had no choice but to print his report.

By The Professor at Aug 4 2002 - 8:48pm | Stories | PBBBS Undercover: Special Reports | read more | login or register to post comments

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But it was impossible to save the Great Republic. She was rotten to the heart. Lust of conquest had long ago done its work; trampling upon the helpless abroad had taught her, by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home; multitudes who had applauded the crushing of other people's liberties, lived to suffer for their mistake in their own persons. The government was irrevocably in the hands of the prodigiously rich and their hangers-on; the suffrage was become a mere machine, which they used as they chose. There was no principle but commercialism, no patriotism but of the pocket.

— Mark Twain