PBBBS Undercover: Special Reports

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We are dedicated to putting the "News" back in News. We report things as they happen, when they happen, and how they would happen were we in charge of things. In these topsy turvy times of ours, there is no time for objective fact. Only sensationalism will dictate reality. If someone says the stockmarket, whatever the hell that is, is crashing then by golly, clear the runway cause George W. is taking her down. If Fox Undercover says that "Our Children" are duffing "Our Mules" in the back of "Our SUVs" with "Our Nuclear Secrets," then sure as hell Wilbur, bring in the mules cause we don't want no dirty punk teens duffing our livestock.

PBBBS Informant Reveals Source of Bush Administration's Policy

A single dementor can be very frightening.

n insider at the White House has broken his vow of celibacy and silence, after much personal deliberation, and come forth with information he considers vital. We, not wanting to question one so obviously in the throes of madness, really had no choice but to print his report.