PBBBS Informant Reveals Source of Bush Administration's Policy

A single dementor can be very frightening.

n insider at the White House has broken his vow of celibacy and silence, after much personal deliberation, and come forth with information he considers vital. We, not wanting to question one so obviously in the throes of madness, really had no choice but to print his report.

This is what Harry Potter looks like fighting the dementors. This would violate the Patriot Act, so in reality, Harry Potter wouldn't be allowed to play with the other children...

It would appear that the Bush Administration has been using the popular Harry Potter novels as a source for their Homeland Security policy. Calling Tom Ridge, a 'necessary evil,' a Bush Administrator donned him with a black Dementor robe and set him loose on the land, to gather other Dementor recruits who would suck the souls out of any living thing, but stated that 'it is better that than to suffer the threat of terrorism.'

Also, in real life, a Bush Administration official helps teach a youth the ways of true Americans.

We can't name the source of this report, but if you will avert your eyes to the right, you will see some flashy images of dementors, and if Fox has taught us anything, it is that scary pictures can be substituted for real journalism any day of the week.